You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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