From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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