Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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