I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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