what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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