you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
