dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND