and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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