I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
