She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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