Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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