Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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