We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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sex in a hospital.. check
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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