Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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