For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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