i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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