were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
BRING THE BAGELS
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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