What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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