You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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