Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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