So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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