If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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