the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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