Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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