what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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