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Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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