we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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