i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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