Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he just fucked me for my cheese..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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