I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Terrible idea I love it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My dad is sitting where you rode me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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