At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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