S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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