i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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