i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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