yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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