Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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