party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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