Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
