Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You need a sexual gate keeper
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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