Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i came on her dog
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Everclear isn't food dammit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
