i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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