you would pick up someone in the library
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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