The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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