It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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