Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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