Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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