i don't like sucking hair
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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