apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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