your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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