Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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