i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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