Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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