Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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