Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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