Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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