Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He felt like a one man threesome
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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